The First Annual
Typochondriacs Anonymous
Convention

Typochondria

Sample material from
TA 12-Step program...

1. Admit "I am a Typochondriac"

2. Practice constructing the longest possible sentence
    with the fewest possible keystrokes...

What the man said to the vegetarian...
OGICU8AP

What the man said to the vegetarian at the picnic...
OGICAB8AP4U

3. Spell "Uilleann"

4. - 12. Get back to practicing pipes!